"Good to see you around again."

"Welcome back."

"I thought that you might have drank yourself to death after the Arkansas game/Les Miles-to-Michigan-Oh-Wait-Nevermind-But-Maybe/National Championship game roller-coaster ride you were on. I guess you just needed a month to recover. Totally understandable."

"This is why I need to protect all those oompa-loompas."

"Ha!"