age: 27 (Jul 14, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2008

occupation: Writer. No, really. But it's not as exciting as it sounds.

most humbling moment: "please don't say 'her' like she's the enemy." "oh i don't, i say 'her' like she's eternity."

gets me hot: intensity, spontaneity, chucks, perfect spelling, hipbones, alleys, being commanded, PDAs.

heroes: Anais Nin, Henry Miller, Garry Winogrand.

sign: cancer

stats: 5'6", 120 pounds. Last I checked.

i lost my virginity: in a venezuelan hotel room, with britney spears playing in the background.

crush: my photography professor.

fantasy: being someone's slave. after being shipped to them. across the country. in a box. naked.

body mods: Just two tattoos. All of my piercings had to be removed, alas. I have a chaste one in my bellybutton.

makes me sad: fox news, overweight people, people who don't read, poseurs, homophobes, complex physics.