age: 33 (Jul 26, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2008

occupation: TMP Package line coil wrapper.

heroes: Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin

crush: Royal- she's the reason I joined SG in the first place.

body mods: Two tattoos- Celtic harp, Revolution star.

makes me sad: The realization that EVERYTHING we were taught in school was a lie.

sign: Leo.

into: Obscure literary references, zombie mythology, knives, writing, reading, conspiracy theories, moths, tarantulas, archaic vernacular, LEGOs.

makes me happy: Growing a beard, weird dreams, playing with my children, writing a story or a poem.

i lost my virginity: To a judge's daughter.

gets me hot: Curvy, pervy, and/or nerdy.