age: 27 (Jun 02, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2003

occupation: hacker of secured government snack machines and unsecured wireless networks. explorer of military software vulnerabilities. feline caretaker.

fantasy: man, that car don't come out until next year, where the fuuuuck did you giddit?

stats: eyesight: -4.25, hair: 1.5", rock: +5

makes me happy: playing cards with friends, waking up with a kitty on my feet, getting into law school

body mods: a row of office staples up my left arm.

makes me sad: someone hitting my car while I'm at a show.

into: food, drink, motorcycles, glam rock, dark parties, licorice, mathematics, whiskey, games, cats, science fiction, gardening

gets me hot: quick wit, imagination

crush: julia child

sign: gemini

i lost my virginity: when I was 13, on the laundry room floor, during willie wonka and the chocolate factory.