So if following my list to reach my dreams includes ignoring key points such as saving all my money and buying some perfect fitting jeans and some totally fucking rad zebra print with skull buckle shoes, then I'm right on track! I know, I know I'm absolutely hopeless but in my defense I never claimed to be otherwise. I think anyone on here who knows...
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ruby_ink:
xxxxxxx it's free that's why...
ruby_ink:
hey young lady/// how is everything? im here because the staff is offering me. maybe i will make an attempt in this world...like a set? um, maybe. xxx
Roight! First fings first.
1. Gotta stop wearing me vagina on me sleeve.
2. Fuck the fucking tears, from now on resort to tyre slashing and ball booting.
3. As much as work pushes me to the brink of suicide, don't do it. We all know things will eventually get better. Plus it's fucking emo. Continue strategically placing discarded household items under the wheels of...
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1. Gotta stop wearing me vagina on me sleeve.
2. Fuck the fucking tears, from now on resort to tyre slashing and ball booting.
3. As much as work pushes me to the brink of suicide, don't do it. We all know things will eventually get better. Plus it's fucking emo. Continue strategically placing discarded household items under the wheels of...
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timirevolting:
WELL SAID , FIONA! SEE you in July!!!!!!!!! this coment is short and sweet, and I mean every word of it! Well you know I'm Indestructable!
shroom:
It sounds like petty theft is the solution to all your woes! Also, when you make delicious things, make extra, give them to friends in hopes THEY might feel obligated to lend to your cash fund. FInd someone smaller than you and bully them. If you feel bad, tell thim it was either you or them.
I pretty much feel like a great big dirty filthy rotten cum-dumpster right now. I don't know what I'm doing. Obviously I'm still a bit upset about recent incidents with a previously mentioned drunken boy whom I developed feelings for and have now been rejected by, but I have just now discovered that going out and having sex with someone else really doesn't help the...
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punknitemike:
boys are crazy not to take a chance with you, i'd be all over that opportunity!
shroom:
Okay, heres the plan. Seeing as we obviously share some kind of powerful psychic link, I say we use our powers for good! And by good, of course, I mean evil.
Becuase though its technically evil to slaughter cattle (dumb humans), watching them run about whilst their heads explode from our relentless psionic assault would be a morale booster AND a way to remove the idiot gene from the pool.
Thus, its good to be evil.
Hell, failing that, we can just snicker at stupid people and pretend. I don't think I have the heart for gruesome violence. Nutkicking is fine.
Becuase though its technically evil to slaughter cattle (dumb humans), watching them run about whilst their heads explode from our relentless psionic assault would be a morale booster AND a way to remove the idiot gene from the pool.
Thus, its good to be evil.
Hell, failing that, we can just snicker at stupid people and pretend. I don't think I have the heart for gruesome violence. Nutkicking is fine.
2am. Alone in bed. Wishing with all my heart that he would call or text or make some sort of contact.... and he did. Things have been weird between us lately. He doesn't reply to a lot of messages anymore yet turns up here on Sunday and spends the night. Its all so abundantly clear now, but at the time reality was hazed over by...
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amilie:
Man I wish I was around more so I didn't end up hearing about this stuff on the nerd box, Yet still as we are both emotionally retarded so the best I can do is offer to slash his tyres to lighten the mood but the cunt doesn't even have a car. I am so never fucking that losers mum again see how he likes dealing with having an antsy mum. 
_tombstone_:
Sorry to hear 
Cheaters suck !
Take care n Big X's
Cheaters suck !
Take care n Big X's
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shroom:
Hey Val, how's it goin'? 
eden:
thank you for supporting my set Easy Target 
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ValGal Drunk boys turn up at ValGal's door last Friday night...as they do. After drinks, giggles and some rather up front offers ValGal and one drunken boy, whom she had previously seen around town but never before was introduced to, retreated to ValGal's boudoir for some "movie" entertainment. 10 minutes into Pineapple Express (fucking hilarious by the way, and I'd totally do Seth Rogen) drunken boy...
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shroom:
If he doesn't text/call you, there is something wrong with this boy. If there isn't something wrong with him, we can always arrange an accident.
shroom:
For this accident, I should add. You will need enough booze/drugs to get said boy unconcious, eight meters of rope, honey, a razor, four tent pegs and a bullant nest. Eleven different types of cheesecake can be had in ceebration
Finally I got laid!!! Its funny I was even beginning to plan a depressing blog, that most likely would've been fueled by Jack Daniels, describing the long and frustrating YEAR it has been. As good as it was it's already beginning to feel like a bit of a mistake. I really didn't want to just sleep with some random guy who meant nothing to me,...
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monacataldo:
Ahahahahahahaha
sex sex ahahahaha
that always good
U have very pretty eyes hunny
sex sex ahahahaha
that always good
U have very pretty eyes hunny
punknitemike:
yay for getting laid, sometimes we just need sex!
you're coming to the U.S.?
you're coming to the U.S.?
So my friends, tis a lovely Sunday morning here and I'm not sure what to do with it!
Anyway the work situation has vastly improved.... see if you just have a whinge things get better! Well this new job of mine sounds terrible, I'm working in a recycling plant essentially sorting through people's rubbish, but I swear it's not that bad, in fact I actually...
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Anyway the work situation has vastly improved.... see if you just have a whinge things get better! Well this new job of mine sounds terrible, I'm working in a recycling plant essentially sorting through people's rubbish, but I swear it's not that bad, in fact I actually...
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scarlettpunk:
Lovely piercing! I wish my workplace would allow me to do whatever they fuck I wanted to my face!!
tattoo_fatoe:
You look wonderful in that pic!
Well then. I have just recently begun a super shit job.... just imagine standing in one spot all day packing empty bottles into boxes.... are you imagining it?? Now I imagine that you are now imagining offing yourself at this thought, now imagine me imagining that every single day!! On the upside I don't have to wear a ridiculously butch and demeaning uniform, but I...
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deldiavolo:
Thank you for yr message. Yr idea of the drinking thing is totally the same as mine. A few of my friends were out last night but i chose to stay at home, because i was tired from a long week at work, im sure they had a blast without me, haha.
As far as yr shitty job goes, keepp yr chin up honey, ive had a million shitty jobs in the past an they can really suck, but im sure one day yl find what you were put on this earth to do. This recession is bad news. I cant believe this kind of thing could happen in this day and age. What a fuck up!! Im also the same as u on the cynicism/realism thing. I am a total total realist and the realism is....this sucks!!! haha. At least yr in a beautiful country, im in a grey ass, boring one thats fast going down the toilet.
Arent we a happy pair?, haha. xoxox
As far as yr shitty job goes, keepp yr chin up honey, ive had a million shitty jobs in the past an they can really suck, but im sure one day yl find what you were put on this earth to do. This recession is bad news. I cant believe this kind of thing could happen in this day and age. What a fuck up!! Im also the same as u on the cynicism/realism thing. I am a total total realist and the realism is....this sucks!!! haha. At least yr in a beautiful country, im in a grey ass, boring one thats fast going down the toilet.
Arent we a happy pair?, haha. xoxox
candee:
thanks for the sweet comment on my set!!
So maybe it's time I elaborated?? I've put it off as long as I could because I do hate wanking on about myself, that may be hard to believe coming from someone who posts naked pictures of herself on the internet, but its true, I swear!
Since tomorrow is NYE maybe its fitting to review the year I had, although I must admit I'm a...
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fatality:
Thanks so much for the love on my Censorship set!
agy:
Thanks for the nice comment on my set.
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semiretiredpunk:
Happy semibelated holidays.
luky:
Happy holidays, Gal who drives a Val. We had a good one until Christmas night, then one of us had too much wine and threw up a lot. Lets just say it was not Neo. Ugh. I am hoping for a more moderate new year! Kisses.
You, by the way, are hanging in a very cool bar/ restaurant in Philadelphia right now, and you are hanging right next to Neos Sid Vicious. You will be back home with us again in about a week, but you spent December at the pub. (the first one Neo did.) We put up a lot of his work there, but we put you right where someone walking down the sidewalk outside would see you hanging on the wall. We decided you were eye-catching there and one to turn heads and make people stop and look! And you have been!
You, by the way, are hanging in a very cool bar/ restaurant in Philadelphia right now, and you are hanging right next to Neos Sid Vicious. You will be back home with us again in about a week, but you spent December at the pub. (the first one Neo did.) We put up a lot of his work there, but we put you right where someone walking down the sidewalk outside would see you hanging on the wall. We decided you were eye-catching there and one to turn heads and make people stop and look! And you have been!