MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: Working Class Chef

makes me sad: More angry then sad - sneaky disloyal people. Assholes crashing planes into fucking buildings.

body mods: No ink, yet. No active piercings. just naturally creepy looks.

sign: A little. I onced worked with the deaf.

into: Music, Film, Cooking, Cycling, Pool, X Box, Non- Conforminity, midgets.

gets me hot: Non-conventional women. Butchy girls. Well worn panties.

fantasy: To have an apartment in the east village with a chick I dig, that digs me. A big kitchen, so I can cook for us. Our own puppy. Living life our own fucking way.

makes me happy: Unconventional women. A pint of Guiness with Wild Turkey on the rocks while shooting pool with my friend Chris. Deep conversation with my friend Domminick. Loyal people. A cold iced tea in a hot ass kitchen.

most humbling moment: Getting locked up for urinating in public, when I had to cook for Oprah Magazine people the next day.

stats: Mohaked, dreaded, long goatee.