"v8 never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear."

"careful. hes a sneaky motherfucker who will videotape you doing explicit acts under the bathroom door, then proceed to show everyone at the dinner table.
fuck i love this kid."

"Hey.... I think I sat on those shoulders..lol"

"He is a freaky little Leprechaun, but one day I will steal his gold. "

"i hate this guy, because he had the G.I. JOE aircraft carrier as a kid.

bastard"

"Your man projects quiet strength. Like a rock. A really cool rock that you want to drink beer with. Don't know him that well yet, but so far mad cool."