"She made a baby with me!"

"She's really really nice on the internet."

"A confectionery courtesan delivering near sexual bliss from the delicious taste of her cupcake. "

"I pooped in her house!"

"anyone who can tame the beast that is randy wins my respect. and she also keeps her porn out for company to see.

basically, she's one classy broad!"

"I slept with her cat. It wasn't intentional, but I had a lot to drink that night."

"Best. Couch. Ever."

"For some reason I thought we were friends. But you're apparently too much of an egotistical fucktard to have friends."

"I WOULD LIKE TO SAY UNRAVLED IS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY, BUT YES IT WAS INAPROPERATE!!"

"I like her posts, but they make me afraid sometimes."

"Shoulder freckles are one of MY favorite things!"

"I'm adding "finally fucking meet unravled" to my list of things I have to do in 2007. Seriously. She's wonderful."

"She is the light, heart, and love of my life. She fits me perfectly, like a body part I never knew I was missing. She helps me to be a better person, without trying to change who I am. She is the heart that beats in my chest, the laughter in the air when we're together, and the smile on my face.

She is my wife, and I love her more than I could ever hope to say."

"the funniest poster on SG"