age: 47 (Jun 17, 1965)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2012

occupation: Occupying

crush: Charmaine!

sign: feces

heroes: Shakelton

makes me sad: heartache, mine or anyone else's and knowing that people are hungry.

stats: I look amazing for my age!

most humbling moment: clown face paint, various articles of latex clothing, a dark room in a small town... I think she got off...

i lost my virginity: down the sewer...

makes me happy: constant movement

gets me hot: A nice, long, lean body, decorated with various things and capable of marathon sessions.

fantasy: A real suicide girl calls me on the phone. 843-5119