"why yes it is fancy meeting you here. we have talked for about a year and have never met face to face. we need to meet sometime!
rock and roll!"

"this guy has done so much for me i couldn't begin to try to pay him back..but i will send a big thanks and i love you! if it wasn't for him there wouldn't be a willis....well there would be but not the same willis everyone has grown to hate! thanks chuck for all the things you've done and all the things you continue to do. you're the fucking best . bros for life. if you ever need anything feel free to ask jay13....ha ha that was a joke. no for real thanks. beers on me when you get back.
sincerly,

rev.willis mayhem"

"what can I say? my best friend in the world. I'd do anything for this mofo and I hope he knows it. No matter what asinine thing I do I can't shake this guy. Thank Satan. I love you, man. morningSIDE forever."

"you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are grey you'll never know dear how much i live you please don't take my .........ha ha fucker ..you be the shit......this guy is my best friend....don't make me cut you....it won't be pretty.....crosses will burn....i love this guy"