age: 32 (Jan 19, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2007

occupation: Master of Ceremonies.

into: Chicks and cars, man. CHICKS-AND-CARS.

gets me hot: You, baby.

most humbling moment: When I climbed over a fence and tore the crotch of my pants wide open!!

i lost my virginity: That is true.

sign: Caprius. Or capricious.

makes me happy: Coffee and Twizzlers.

stats: ?

makes me sad: An empty pot and a barren plastic bag.

heroes: HAAHAHA WHOLE WHEAT BREAD HUHUHHAHA WITH CHEESE HAHAHA HHEE AND PICKLES HUHUHUHAHA...

fantasy: ???????