age: 33 (Sep 05, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: father, husband, photographer, ex-vegan, retail supervisor, pirate captain, ninja master

stats: ...spelled out with refrigerator magnets

sign: a train wreck waiting to happen...

crush: If I smile one more time when I see Rosario Dawson or Lisa Bonet, my wife will kill me.

i lost my virginity: in the stairway of a subsidized housing complex in Dorchester Massachusetts, nearly 20 years ago.

heroes: Thich Quang Duc, the buddhist monk that immolated himself in protest in Vietnam, 1963

into: roller derby! girls. clothes. shoes. art. music. vegetables. socialism. chain smoking. Skateboarding. Building things. Breaking things. Taking pictures. pretending not to care. Oregon Chai.

makes me sad: MetroPCS, wack beats, laundry day, rent, downstairs neighbors, retail, the Depot, flakes.

body mods: Eye of Heru on right shoulder by Dominic @ Dougs, MARV on left shoulder by Mike Pinochi @ Industrial, tongue stud, 00ga single flares in both ears.

fantasy: never having to work another shitty retail job for the rest of my life. That and being a famous photographer.

gets me hot: standing too close to the stove. whispering. public displays of affection. nibbling.