age: 39 (Jan 07, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: actor/interactive hack/warrior king/sinfernohost

i lost my virginity: when all seemed lost

sign: Capricorn

into: make believe, wise-assness, Dune, thighs

stats: 5'11 / 155lb / 3 surpufluous nipples / rabid

gets me hot: intelligence, sense of humor, ears n' necks

fantasy: My Harem: a skater chick, a cheerleader, a skater boy, two succubi, 3 hot 70's roadie gals and a tub of Crisco

body mods: Seratonomic Re-uptake inhibition, nucleus occumbus wax, bionic limbic system, Blarny'd Werneke Area