age: 31 (Feb 26, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2004

occupation: Geek

i lost my virginity: and the goat did too.

stats: I got a $500 statistics scholarship, for no reason, in college. beat that.

crush: grape

most humbling moment: forgetting people's names. i always feel like a total ass about that.

body mods: six ceramic teeth

makes me happy: i laugh to myself about all sorts of stupid shit, i can't explain it all. oh, and MacGyver, before he got all soft. fuck off, he rocked before i knew what real science looks like.

gets me hot: the right pair of boots.

into: vague categories

fantasy: the ability to pause the world, except myself and shit i want to interact with, for arbitrary amounts of time.

makes me sad: willful ignorance.