age: 33 (Feb 26, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2004

occupation: Geek

crush: grape

makes me sad: willful ignorance.

into: vague categories

sign: Caveat emptor

body mods: six ceramic teeth

fantasy: the ability to pause the world, except myself and shit i want to interact with, for arbitrary amounts of time.

most humbling moment: forgetting people's names. i always feel like a total ass about that.

i lost my virginity: and the goat did too.

gets me hot: the right pair of boots.

stats: I got a $500 statistics scholarship, for no reason, in college. beat that.