so here are some more chuck norris fact:
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html