Together On The Sand...
a) This whole "You have to eat to survive" thing has got to stop. I'm sick of the whole goddamn thing.
b) My sister's ex-boyfriend got herpes from his new girlfriend. Ouch.
c) If you have anal sex, you should really do a disposable enima first. Poo is dangerous. This applies to the person on the recieving end. The giver can omit this step.
d) The "Jesus and I love you" sign off thing from my last post was a joke. Jesus doesn't love you. Or it's from "Orgazmo." One or the other.
e) It bothers me when adults refer to their significant other as "The Boy" or "The Girl." It seems overly juvenile to me. And I'm pretty immature.
f) WHERE'S MY NEW CAR? I'm getting impatient. (Edited To Say: Got it. Now I'm rollin' with leather seats caressing my ass. Sweet.)
g) Don't talk to children like they're stupid. They're not, they're just inexperienced. They are also far more free thinking and insightful than anyone gives them credit for. And I don't really like kids.
h) This post is long.
i) I prefer using letters as list bullets. I don't know why.
j) I'm in pretty good shape for someone who smokes as much as I do.
k) Modern television shows bore me. But I still love sitcoms from the '80s. Duane Wayne is still the man.
l) I need a girlfriend. Like, really badly. That's new for my crazy ass. But I think I have to leave my house to find one. Damn.
m) Nudity is FAR better than being clothed.
n) My sister speaks openly with me regarding her sex life, and I'm not put off about it at all. I think that's a little weird.
o) I prefer pubic hair to a bald vaginal region. The bald thing looks a little bit too much like a child to me. However, a bald vagina is preferable to no vagina. I think we can all agree on that.
p) If you want to know how this sounds in my head, take out all the spaces and make it one big clump of almost nonsensical letters. My brain is a little bit hyperactive.
q) How is it that people own large porn collections? In my experience (limited though it may be), all porn is the same. A fake breasted women and an unattractive, though well endowed, man in a room, suck cock, eat pussy, vaginal sex, anal sex (optional), cum on face/ass/breasts with an uncommon amount of lady screams. Add bad acting and the optional lesbian/threesome scene and you have 99% of all porno. Buy one movie and move on. It's not that interesting anyway. Go out and get laid.
This Asshole Flavoured Lolli Pop Tastes Like Shit,
J.R.
a) This whole "You have to eat to survive" thing has got to stop. I'm sick of the whole goddamn thing.
b) My sister's ex-boyfriend got herpes from his new girlfriend. Ouch.
c) If you have anal sex, you should really do a disposable enima first. Poo is dangerous. This applies to the person on the recieving end. The giver can omit this step.
d) The "Jesus and I love you" sign off thing from my last post was a joke. Jesus doesn't love you. Or it's from "Orgazmo." One or the other.
e) It bothers me when adults refer to their significant other as "The Boy" or "The Girl." It seems overly juvenile to me. And I'm pretty immature.
f) WHERE'S MY NEW CAR? I'm getting impatient. (Edited To Say: Got it. Now I'm rollin' with leather seats caressing my ass. Sweet.)
g) Don't talk to children like they're stupid. They're not, they're just inexperienced. They are also far more free thinking and insightful than anyone gives them credit for. And I don't really like kids.
h) This post is long.
i) I prefer using letters as list bullets. I don't know why.
j) I'm in pretty good shape for someone who smokes as much as I do.
k) Modern television shows bore me. But I still love sitcoms from the '80s. Duane Wayne is still the man.
l) I need a girlfriend. Like, really badly. That's new for my crazy ass. But I think I have to leave my house to find one. Damn.
m) Nudity is FAR better than being clothed.
n) My sister speaks openly with me regarding her sex life, and I'm not put off about it at all. I think that's a little weird.
o) I prefer pubic hair to a bald vaginal region. The bald thing looks a little bit too much like a child to me. However, a bald vagina is preferable to no vagina. I think we can all agree on that.
p) If you want to know how this sounds in my head, take out all the spaces and make it one big clump of almost nonsensical letters. My brain is a little bit hyperactive.
q) How is it that people own large porn collections? In my experience (limited though it may be), all porn is the same. A fake breasted women and an unattractive, though well endowed, man in a room, suck cock, eat pussy, vaginal sex, anal sex (optional), cum on face/ass/breasts with an uncommon amount of lady screams. Add bad acting and the optional lesbian/threesome scene and you have 99% of all porno. Buy one movie and move on. It's not that interesting anyway. Go out and get laid.
This Asshole Flavoured Lolli Pop Tastes Like Shit,
J.R.
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