"37 and i are super-close e-friends that have never directly communicated ever. in fact, in some states both of us are breaking many stalking laws.

also, we love her hair. love her apple bikini and can't for a million dollars guess where 37 works.

keep it up 3-7."

"she must be from a foreign country cause this girl is smokinese"

"i think you might be my favorite person that i have met only once.
or rather, only slept with once."

"Now she chill real ill when she start to chill; when she fill her pocket with a knot of dollar bills!!"

"i used all the bowls!"

"some people are impossible to shake."

"i wish geography didn't prevent us from watching reality tv together."

"I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!"

"survived the jukebox test.
smiled when I selected T-Rex.
cracks me up, often. most likely without trying.
basically rocks, in an upgrade class kinda way."

"just call her ms. pomegranate margarita. one class act!"