age: 43 (Feb 09, 1969)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2008

occupation: Fiberoptic Engineer

sign: The only one I have use for is the middle finger.

fantasy: The norm, two women. But as a real Three's Company kinda thing.

gets me hot: Desire in the eyes.

makes me sad: Anything unappreciated when otherwise deserving.

most humbling moment: County Jail, and having to defend myself against more than a dozen inmates...without a doubt.

makes me happy: The unconditional love from my children. And two of my favorite exchanges in my favorite movies, " You getting to smell so bad I can track you myself." the reply, "Well that oughta be easy for a genuine son of a bitch.", and the quote, "He'll regret it 'til his dying day, if ever he lives that long."

heroes: 1977, awesome album, innovative. There's old wave, there's new wave and there's David Bowie. Only outmatched by 1980's Scary Monsters.

i lost my virginity: To my first true, though naive, love in high school. A wonderful woman who I'd still wish to know. She was wise for the both of us, so no hard feelings. I would have married her. My parents just celebrated their 56th anniversary. That's how I grew up, though I only lasted 10 years in mine...she was the adulterer, and for no seriously defensible reason.

stats: Still have my own hair, my own teeth, and the same mass as I was in high school...have no complaints.

crush: Been crushed, don't like it.