age: 32 (May 29, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2003

makes me happy: monkeys

makes me sad: monkeys being launched into outer space.

stats: what the hell kinda stats am i supposed to put in here?? i batted a .310 in little league.

body mods: none yet.

i lost my virginity: the first time I had sex

into: music, photography, lighting, cameras, beer, fake news sources - daily show and the onion, singing in the car, blackouts, foreign accents, apple gear, sitting down, standing up, sitting down again, lathering, rinsing, repeating, concerts, daydreaming, nightdreaming

sign: this is stupid

gets me hot: heat