age: 34 (Apr 20, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2004

occupation: Serenity first mate

body mods: full back ankles, stomach, ass and behind ear tats, lip, tongue, belly piercings

i lost my virginity: to someone I will one day destroy

crush: my rabbit

gets me hot: watching myself on live video feed while getting head

into: long hard constant sex, vibrators, porn, music, politics, reading/writng, SLEEPING, pussy...cats

makes me happy: cumming over 20 times in a single session, warm cats and a movie, expensive dinners, shopping, scaring my family with my lifestyle, Ashlee Simpson's lack of shame

sign: still looking

most humbling moment: realizing I could say no

makes me sad: BAD MUSIC AND THE PEOPLE WHO BUY IT, people who don't think the Cure is a pop band, (but a great one) Taking Back Sunday, AFI, Switchfoot, SIMPLE PLAN, My Chemical Blowmance, EMO!! Anything labeled "punk rock" post 1983, 99.9% of scumbag boys, fighting,