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themongrel

Member Since 2008

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Holy crap. I just had the most perfect kissing session ever. This girl and I totally click when it comes to kissing. I mean... it's friggen PERFECT. It's so friggen natural and passionate and awesome and yum! It's like I've never kissed a girl who knows how to kiss before. I am fucking hooked!

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robotfuckface:

get yer fucking lips off my goddamned grandma.

Jan 8, 2010

themongrel:

I can't, Randall... she tastes like Werther's Original!

Oh...and LB... you were right, she was nervous. She's opened up finally, which rules.

Jan 8, 2010

Ladies. Talk. There's nothing worse than trying to keep a conversation going.

This gal I know texted me and told me to meet her at a bar to grab a couple drinks. I come and it's like pulling teeth to get her to talk about stuff. If you're interested enough to call me to the bar, then chit chat a little. Crimany.

I mean, she's...
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fallenglory:

yeah, we can sorta suck sometimes. i apologize on behalf of vaginas everywhere.

Dec 17, 2009

littlebaby:

she's just nervous. give her a second chance. and compliment her so she loosens up.

Dec 18, 2009

Holy shit this is so friggen win! How did I not hear about this?! I want to get all Mad Maxy in the desert!

http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoastsound/synthful/post-apocalyptic-party-road-wa/index.php

As a rule, I like any cartoon character that whistles as he talks. I can't think of a bad one...

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_dallas_:

lol i think i'll name him Mongrel.

Dec 15, 2009

I guess I expected more. Redundancy I can understand. But, I suppose it's difficult to be proven wrong.

My respect has diminished.

_dallas_:

is you okay dood?

Dec 5, 2009

themongrel:

Yep. I'm solid. Was just underwhelmed by a mod.

Dec 7, 2009

I just got rear ended in my car. My back hurts.

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fallenglory:

i haven't been on at all in about a week. i really hope you're feeling better. i loooove you.

Oct 24, 2009

issue_:

surprise buttsecks!?!?!

Nov 12, 2009

I'm off to Oktoberfest, baby! And you know I'm wearing lederhosen!

_dallas_:

so sad im going to have to miss it!

Oct 17, 2009

doll_:

oohhh the lederhosen... good times ahead for sure.

Oct 18, 2009

So...in 10 hours, I'm flying to Istanbul. I'll be gone for 2 weeks. I'll miss you guys!

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ohvelveteen:

miss you already. bring me back some saowsidges.

Sep 10, 2009

fallenglory:

i already miss you.. i haven't seen you in forever..

Sep 11, 2009

skwhale:

i happen to LOVE the gay hand gestures needed for sexual telekenisis thank you VERY MUCH! :{P annnd i say if ur gunna pull of the droog get up that u have the mask they wear for sure!, ppl often half ass that costume and just where all white and a jock strap lol, id say look for a long clown type nose flesh colored that u cant paint up :{D THIS IS A PARAGRAPH lol

Sep 4, 2009

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