"I have a man crush on his steeze"

"gheyest person ever"

"to bad he can't drink as well as he rides"

"i hate you."

"He's fucking cryptic at times, I think it's the advanced stages of gohna-herpa-syphil-aids kicking in... I hope he'll take care of that shit before it gets out of control."

"He used to be called "Amazed".. but now he is called "The Cowboy." He SHOULD be called "The guy that gave everyone on SG syphilis," but I guess that's just wishful thinking. He IS spicier than a Jimmy Dean sausage; I gotta give him props for that."

"anybody who swims AND uses every waking breath to praise neodrunk is alright in my book. despite smitty's unfortunate aftermath...at least that one can be cured."

"amazed is amazing. I saw this guy fit an entire donkey cock (erect mind you) in his food hole. now he's twenty bucks richer and i feel like a dumb ass 4 sayin he couldn't."

"I'm pregnant with his 2nd child. I'm so proud of him!

"

"Amazed gave me the clap."