MEMBER SINCE: January 2010

occupation: Rodeo Clown

sign: Pisces

body mods: Lots of ink

fantasy: Chicks in Dirndls....seriously?

i lost my virginity: In 4th grade. She made me a trade for a box of Captain Crunch...Hail the Captain!

most humbling moment: Fuck, there are so many....

gets me hot: Chicks in Dirndls, braids, lesbian seduction porn, a girl I can communicate with and feel at ease with,

makes me happy: When things go my way, great sex, when my people are close, The mountains, when my enemies are destroyed, the rain, Health and wealth,

into: Nostrils, white woman, Death Metal, The Norse Gods, Magick, anything that makes you want to get naked with me, dirndls, redheads, Heathens, girl on girl, braids, laid back people, good times, travel and adventure, Zombie Horror, Wyoming,

makes me sad: Overpopulation, urban sprawl, friends behind bars, stupid fucking politicians and the blind masses that follow them,

stats: 5'9, 180, fit and cut, crooked pinkies, bionic penis,