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No Country for Al Men!!
I obviously decided to renew my membership
I obviously decided to renew my membership
Anyway. I haven't been on the net much recently as I'm mostly in a non-internet enviroment.
I got to fufill a boyhood dream this week and pull the emergency chain on a train legitimatley I may add too!! I was coming home on a packed underground when the girl standing behind me collapsed( She was clostrophobic) So getting on a tiny overcrowded train while wearing a huge winter coat is certainly one way to deal with that fear.
But the real kicker is we got to the next stop. I picked her and all her bags up. By this point she was semi-councious and it only took her like 20 secs to full come round. Carried her to the wall so she could sit down , asked her how she was and where she was going etc. At this point an older women(Who was sitting down I might add) bounded off the train and I realised it was her mother. The mother bascially pushed me out the way said everything was 'ok' and that was that!!! Not ever a simple ta or thanks or anything!!
Apart from that I couldnt be happier!!
It Just Makes Sense!!
Ok ladies if you are that attractive someone will take a picture of your , for you. No need to stand in front of the mirror with a camera or even worst your phone. You look ridiculous and no matter how much you deny it your posing . Ok we get it you were'nt hot in high school but you are now. I can deal there.
Old women on public transport . Just because your old does'nt mean you don't need to say excuse me.
Meterosexual , emo , poser , fashion art school guys. Listen. You think you lok better than everyone else and put so much effort into your hair and cropping that facial bum fluff. But remember those pics of your dad in the 70's when he looked like a dick??? Thats you in 2025 bud,
Its unstoppable
My bank... Stop calling me by my first name when I have no money then calling me Mr Coyle and asking if I want more loans , credit cards or to speak to someone about 'reviewing my account' whatever that means as soon as I have a fiver in the bank!! The correct reply is 'Yes I would like to speak to someone about reviewing my account. But not just now. I have diahorrea'
People in my work on mobile phones... Either hang up the call or wait till your done. You would'nt sit in your living room trying to watch T.V. on the phone while talking to your flatmate on the other couch.... Actually you probably would.
People who freak out about being 21. Ok like your first drunken shag that seemed like a good idea at the time , the build up's worth more than the pay off and after 21 you don't need to worry anout getting proper presents again just pants and gift vouchers!!
People who buy gift vouchers .... Why??? Why buy something for someone that traps them to a specific store or chain? Why get £20 for just one shop instead of giving me a £20 note I can spend anywhere and exchange into any currency in the world to buy anything??
Also Scottish people calm down. Someone or something saying they are ' the best' ; 'the biggest' , or 'the most successfull' thing at whatever they do in Scotland is to me in the same league as someone telling me they're the worlds 'most successfull' peadophile or 'the biggest killer of Grannies'............... In Scotland
Get it , got it ......... Good
Ok ladies if you are that attractive someone will take a picture of your , for you. No need to stand in front of the mirror with a camera or even worst your phone. You look ridiculous and no matter how much you deny it your posing . Ok we get it you were'nt hot in high school but you are now. I can deal there.
Old women on public transport . Just because your old does'nt mean you don't need to say excuse me.
Meterosexual , emo , poser , fashion art school guys. Listen. You think you lok better than everyone else and put so much effort into your hair and cropping that facial bum fluff. But remember those pics of your dad in the 70's when he looked like a dick??? Thats you in 2025 bud,
Its unstoppable
My bank... Stop calling me by my first name when I have no money then calling me Mr Coyle and asking if I want more loans , credit cards or to speak to someone about 'reviewing my account' whatever that means as soon as I have a fiver in the bank!! The correct reply is 'Yes I would like to speak to someone about reviewing my account. But not just now. I have diahorrea'
People in my work on mobile phones... Either hang up the call or wait till your done. You would'nt sit in your living room trying to watch T.V. on the phone while talking to your flatmate on the other couch.... Actually you probably would.
People who freak out about being 21. Ok like your first drunken shag that seemed like a good idea at the time , the build up's worth more than the pay off and after 21 you don't need to worry anout getting proper presents again just pants and gift vouchers!!
People who buy gift vouchers .... Why??? Why buy something for someone that traps them to a specific store or chain? Why get £20 for just one shop instead of giving me a £20 note I can spend anywhere and exchange into any currency in the world to buy anything??
Also Scottish people calm down. Someone or something saying they are ' the best' ; 'the biggest' , or 'the most successfull' thing at whatever they do in Scotland is to me in the same league as someone telling me they're the worlds 'most successfull' peadophile or 'the biggest killer of Grannies'............... In Scotland
Get it , got it ......... Good
I too regulate fun!!!
I had an avergely amazing weekend and I did'nt even need to leave my flat much to do it. I had all my immediate friends and everyone round on sat and I do mean everyone. Usually when we get together someones girlfriend or flatmate cant make it or is doing something else but for once everyone was in attendance and it was a night well spent. Though trying to clean the living room in 20 mins before my dad came round on Sunday was a minor but worthy challenge.
I literally almost do not drink anymore. Well I mean get drunk. But I rarely drink in pubs/bars anymore. Part of this is mainly to do with the fact that for almost a month I was megally skint. I mean so skint I had to watch every penny I spent and me being me I simply forgot to. I've found ways to spend my time that don't involve getting mashed every weekend and I honeslty dont miss it anyway
My DVD boxset watching has esculated to worrying levels as has my addiction to playing call of duty 4 online. In the 2 months I've watched
Seasons 1-3 of Battlestar galactica
Season 1 of The Shield
Seasons 3 and 4 of The Wire
Band of Brothers
Stargate Atlantis Season 1
and I just bought Twin Peaks on Fri and I have been loaned The Shield Season 2!!!
I had an avergely amazing weekend and I did'nt even need to leave my flat much to do it. I had all my immediate friends and everyone round on sat and I do mean everyone. Usually when we get together someones girlfriend or flatmate cant make it or is doing something else but for once everyone was in attendance and it was a night well spent. Though trying to clean the living room in 20 mins before my dad came round on Sunday was a minor but worthy challenge.
I literally almost do not drink anymore. Well I mean get drunk. But I rarely drink in pubs/bars anymore. Part of this is mainly to do with the fact that for almost a month I was megally skint. I mean so skint I had to watch every penny I spent and me being me I simply forgot to. I've found ways to spend my time that don't involve getting mashed every weekend and I honeslty dont miss it anyway
My DVD boxset watching has esculated to worrying levels as has my addiction to playing call of duty 4 online. In the 2 months I've watched
Seasons 1-3 of Battlestar galactica
Season 1 of The Shield
Seasons 3 and 4 of The Wire
Band of Brothers
Stargate Atlantis Season 1
and I just bought Twin Peaks on Fri and I have been loaned The Shield Season 2!!!
There are several questions hanging over our economy at the moment
-Will anyone of my generatio be able to afford to buy a house?
-Will air fares rise?
-Will energy bills continue to rise?
-Will they fire that hot girl that works in my bank?
Hopefully not!!
I've been colluding all day with my financle adviser 'The proffessor'
We've decided to invest heavily in pine and velvet. That way when the market crashes and all the traders commit suicide the demand for coffin maing materials will sore!!
-Will anyone of my generatio be able to afford to buy a house?
-Will air fares rise?
-Will energy bills continue to rise?
-Will they fire that hot girl that works in my bank?
Hopefully not!!
I've been colluding all day with my financle adviser 'The proffessor'
We've decided to invest heavily in pine and velvet. That way when the market crashes and all the traders commit suicide the demand for coffin maing materials will sore!!
WILL WRITE JOURNAL ENTRIES FOR ££/$$
Well when the bank your with drops 6 billion in a day it maybe time to watch the purse strings.Plus I have more important things to be worried about these days. So with that I'm not going to be renewing my membership here by the looks of things!!
Well when the bank your with drops 6 billion in a day it maybe time to watch the purse strings.Plus I have more important things to be worried about these days. So with that I'm not going to be renewing my membership here by the looks of things!!
Inspired by the question here it is
FAQ
Where exactly was that pic taken??
It was taken at like 5am on the M82 motorway between Edinburgh and Glasgow (I'm facing toward Edinburgh)
What does getting a tattoo feel like?
Like getting an electric needle stuck in your arm!!
Why have'nt you replied to me?
Good point. I'm notoriously bad for replying to texts , calls and emails and often just forget. I'm probably the worst person for keeping in contact with people ever.
What have you been up to?
My stock reply to this no matter who you are is always ' the usual' So depending on how well you know me you can guess!!
How big's your DVD collection?
Fucking massive. So big I dont realise when people take my dvd's to borrow
How did you know I was going to be here?
I just had a feeling!!
When I seen you why did you ignore me?
Honestly at least once a week people say they seen me somewhere I wasnt . So in most cases it wasnt me!!
If you won the lottery what would you do with the money?
Treat it like a lady
FAQ
Where exactly was that pic taken??
It was taken at like 5am on the M82 motorway between Edinburgh and Glasgow (I'm facing toward Edinburgh)
What does getting a tattoo feel like?
Like getting an electric needle stuck in your arm!!
Why have'nt you replied to me?
Good point. I'm notoriously bad for replying to texts , calls and emails and often just forget. I'm probably the worst person for keeping in contact with people ever.
What have you been up to?
My stock reply to this no matter who you are is always ' the usual' So depending on how well you know me you can guess!!
How big's your DVD collection?
Fucking massive. So big I dont realise when people take my dvd's to borrow
How did you know I was going to be here?
I just had a feeling!!
When I seen you why did you ignore me?
Honestly at least once a week people say they seen me somewhere I wasnt . So in most cases it wasnt me!!
If you won the lottery what would you do with the money?
Treat it like a lady
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