age: 0 (Dec 13, 1901)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2004

occupation: wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tubeman

crush: jolie, forlani, belladonna

heroes: carl sagan, bill hicks, brian blessed, yukinobu hoshino

sign: globular cluster NGC 5897

stats: "you wanna know about my thumb, d'ya boy? intriiiiiiigue you does it boy? my thumb? lemme tell you about it.."