age: 29 (Dec 23, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2007

occupation: Executive Bitch to the Man

body mods: A couple of tattoos, many scars from doing very dumb shit.

makes me sad: The World

gets me hot: Girls who are smarter than I am.

sign: "No Parking"

most humbling moment: Waking up every morning and realizing that it's all real.

i lost my virginity: To a beautiful woman whom I loved in the woods on a perfect night under a light drizzle of cool rain. How gay is that?

makes me happy: The World