About Me

I'm the kid that no one knows
I live a life I never chose
But these thoughts in my mind are my own

age: 28 (Sep 19, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2006

occupation: Chimney sweep. And don't sing that fucking song from Mary Poppins, I don't get it.

fantasy: To buy a bus, paint it purple, fill it with drag queens and head off to a magical mystery tour.

body mods: A mushroom with bat wings on my shoulder. It looks better than it sounds.

sign: Virgo. Neurotic bitch, that is.

i lost my virginity: I've been extremely close a couple of times, but have not yet succeeded. Maybe it's for the best.

crush: Dracula will always be my crush. What the hell, Gary Oldman in all forms!