age: 32 (Mar 13, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: full time college failure

most humbling moment: peeing in my own butt

fantasy: Peeing on a hookers feet.

crush: i am stalking eliza dushku. hahahahaha

stats: barrel chest and taint tickler

sign: pieses, picses, however you spell it

body mods: one large tattoo on my back that soon will also go down my arms. and i want a branding of the kanji for pain on the back of my neck

into: mocking anything and everything, regardless of the feelings of other. more wrestling than wrestling. especially when including flaming tables. PAAS easter egg coloring. rowdy roddy piper, ric flair, the corps movies(soon to be made) CATPIKE, which is the greatest band ever.

gets me hot: Forcing fellow classmates to watch a video of me giving a speech with thumbtacks in my forehead. I put them there.

makes me happy: CATPIKE makes me happy enough to pee my own pants

i lost my virginity: I refuse to.