age: 31 (Aug 16, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: Network Technician, Instructor

makes me happy: Working on figuring that one out ... my behavioral analyst told me so

heroes: Any geek who nails a hot chick gets my support

stats: -$223,599.99

body mods: Angel tattoo on my back, shamrock on my arm

fantasy: Eh, chemical dependence has inhibited my imagination as of late.

sign: Abort, Retry or Fail?

crush: Grey Goose martinis, single malt scotch, the Food Network (aka Rachael Ray's Rack)

i lost my virginity: But it was found south of the border, living under an assumed name

gets me hot: My fat ass? Temperatures over 75. And teh sexy nerd girls.

most humbling moment: There are so many ...