if you could be squished up next to two heavenly bodies, who would they be?
my choice:
Billie Piper (Secret Diary of a Call Girl)
and
Alyssa Milano
Those are my selections for today ...... Billie because I have been watching Secret Diary of a Call Girl. I'm a total sucker for that accent. And Alyssa ..... shoot .... i have had a crush on her from quite some time now ..... also .... i just watched the movie Pathology, which she was in. The first scene has her breast being fondled by the lucky chap from Heroes. The movie was rubbish but she's a keeper. Pathology also had Lauren Lee Smith in it .... she's is the official substitute if Billie or Alyssa can't make it due to the sniffles or a case of malaria. Have you seen "Lie With Me" staring her in all her sexual glory? hubba hubba Ms. Smith.
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Fuck yeah for The Urban Dictionary!
"she wolf bitch"
This is that new breed of American female, arrogant, violently self absorbed, wickedly vain, a woman that spends a great deal of time each day on her appearance but gets disgusted by any male that notices her other than whom she seeks to attract. The "she wolf" is rabidly neofascist, aka neoconservative, and she is wickedly opinionated. She secretly hates men and jumps at any opportunity to destroy any male by slander, ridicule, contempt.
The upstart network FOX NEWS has more "she wolf bitches" than any other network.
Did you watch the Nancy Grace show, what a she wolf bitch!
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"Frisbeetarianism"
The philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck. (George Carlin)
"I don't believe in reincarnation I am a strong Frisbeetarianist."