age: 37 (Sep 08, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2007

occupation: Musician/Full Time Dad/Poet/Paranormal Investigator

gets me hot: Ink, Piercings, Humor, Attitude, and the ever popular artistic streak

fantasy: To have a threesome with Natalie Portman and Sheri Moon Zombie :)

stats: 6'0 190 lbs, smoker, drinker, profaner, court jester

sign: Virgo

i lost my virginity: And never went to Michael Jackson's house again after that night! EWWW!

crush: My wife, All my lovely lady friends IRL and on here that are so kind to me, and build up my ego :the TWO MOST beautiful woman in the world Sheri Moon Zombie and Maggie Q, and my two "imaginary" girlfriends - Krystal and Michelle

most humbling moment: There have been several, but I guess surviving a Morphine withdrawal induced Heart Attack and simultaneous Potassium escalation. I was DEAD for 2-3 minutes...

makes me sad: Being sick 24/7, Losing a friend, Listening to Karen Carpenter songs, Not getting LAID when I'm I'm in the mood, temper tantrums, my parents constant criticism of my life, parenting, and habits....

makes me happy: My wife and kids, 80's music, hanging with friends, TWINKIES, Baby Ruth's, getting stoned, Meeting new people, Care packages, Being treated with dignity and respect!

body mods: 58 tattoos ( a few partially finished in need of 1-2 more sessions to complete), labret , 4 earrings, nipples (, BLUE beard, shark-bite scar,. appendix scar, assorted hand and arm scars, Biopsy scar (new)