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yes, I must agree with you, my friend

and teeth!

Let's play the hammer game!

Yeah! Break it! Hit it! Don't stop for nothing!

Nekkid Sadie is a good thing, yep.

Portland... ah. Many a day of intoxicated revelry was spent there by yers truly. Did ya get to Powell's?

"This mall's too good for me, I'm all havin teeth!"

couldn't have said it better myself!

have fun, doll

word

oh yeah, and I totally saw the big lebowski at the clay on friday night with my friend mike. we smuggled a bottle of sangria and some doritos, and mike ended up sleeping through most of the movie. what a retard.

"It's all in the reflexes"

I so want to have a Coen Brothers flickfest. Raising Arizona, Lebowski, and O Brother at the least.

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"

there's like a protester afterparty going down outside my window. [note that it's well after midnight].

i am tempted to support our little bush at this point.
if it would piss them off..

In response to your bus full of cops, in Seattle today I saw several nondescript vans with tinted windows packed with SPD.

The beat down squad.

Yea, that'd be sweet. I'd send them to do all my dirty work, all the time.

We're totally going to 0wnx0r Iraq.

I went shopping at the Gap and Nordstroms with britgirl. She's funny. She hates shopping. She hates Nordstroms. Someone got her a gift card and she'll never use it.

We went directly to the young adult section because she says it's more fun. She wandered around, confused, for a few minutes, bit her lip, then frustrated, gave up.

So we talked about what she wanted. I asked a salesperson for help. We picked out some things. She tried them on, but didn't come out of the dressing room to show me.

But at the Gap she did. I mentioned something about supporting sweatshops and she gave me a cross look. Then I admitted to the hypocrisy - I work for a company that's just as guilty.

She tried on pants on her mother's behalf. She thought she was way bigger than she actually is. While she tried on pants I scoured the floor for the right sizes and cuts. Then she came out and we talked. It was great.

All the other men were perched in chairs staring idly around, ignoring their wives and girlfriends who were busy shopping by themselves. What fun is that? I'd take doing something crappy with the girl I like over doing nothing by myself.

Hah. I forgot what this had to do with your day.

Hey sweetie! How are you?!? I Indian food more than you can imagine! Where did you end up at?

OH! And I wanted to let you know that while I was in the SuperShuttle on my way to the airport, I saw you walking along Fillmore. I wanted to yell out but I couldn't because the windows didn't roll down.

I'm glad that you had a good time yesterday.

We've been having a lot of fun quoting Ali G and talking about her 'crackin ass' and how 'bangin' she is.

wanksters love hip hop.

I met him. I've met just about every down-and-out wrestler there is.

They're frightening. Like real people, but not. Not quite celebrities, not quite athletes, just..