age: 28 (Feb 25, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2004

occupation: mutha fukker

stats: no good bastard

makes me happy: comics, music, jest, nudity, alliterations, women

i lost my virginity: a block away from the million man march

crush: sg

sign: help wanted

makes me sad: getting hit in the balls, boy bands, bleach blond bitches

gets me hot: real tits, round asses, big thighs, big or squinty eyes, full lips, nice hips, short/ dark hair, colored hair, long/ dark hair, piercings, vaginas!

fantasy: making the sg take a number and banging them like a drum. or having an entourage of a little person, a mexican, a lesbian, and a tea kettle.

most humbling moment: first DNA explosion with my pants still on... yeah.. no fun.

into: a lot of shit comics, work, women, and others..