Short, balding, ugly bastard with a pension for young, drunk, large-breasted, dark-haired women and Harp ale. Can usually be found in the back of Scientology meetings laughing hysterically or sneaking out of lonely housewives bedrooms windows in the middle of the afternoon trying to botton his pants and tie his shoes while running at top speed. Don't judge me.

Well, quit looking at my forehead and make comment on my page or go look at naked girls. I would.