age: 31 (Oct 05, 1980)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2002
occupation: hardest working slack-ass- slacker you ever did see.
fantasy: To right all wrongs and then maybe collapse next to someone.
i lost my virginity: before I lost my baby teeth.
stats: megalomaniac, napoleon style
into: the breach, once more, dear friends.
gets me hot: desire itself.
makes me happy: Really Good "This American Life" episodes. When a cigarette actually gives you a buzz. When a coke tastes just right. When a drawing looks the way I want it to. When a girl doesn't look away when we accidentally lock eyes. New socks. A clean car. Having enough money to buy drinks for everyone. When anyone is trying to make anything happen. People who actually laugh and gasp as movies in the theater. I love to watch the audience.
makes me sad: dehydrated babies that look like baked potatoes. I don't know if it'd make me sad, but it definitely illicit a reaction from me.
sign: Libra
body mods: All sorts of 'em. But you'd never guess.
And the nice thing about the economy being shit is that it's hard for you or anyone else to tell if you're bad at life or if the economy is just shit.
And the good thing about having friends who are getting married, having kids and becoming totally unrelatable is that you can take comfort that in 18 years their kid is just one more person you can have sex with that they can't. Like their mom or their sister. Also, they'd be cheating on their spouse. Bet now they feel dumb for going off and growing up.
The great thing about dating a vegetarian is that whatever they order is usually cheaper than whatever you order. Enjoy your fries.
The nice thing with living with your relatives is if they die, you've got that squatters rights thing going for you when it comes time to look at the will.
And the good thing about writing a shitty blog entry is fuckit, I'm stoned.
Optimism.
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