"this girl is one of the coolest zoooooooo-ologists ever. just don't come within a 5-foot radius or you might get knocked on your ass."

"I love me some swingkitten. She always fun to bullshit with and she can dish it out as well and she gets it. She's also a little S&M Queen, and I need her to give some good pointers on tying cute ass girls up in my basement."

"she's funny in a way that sometimes make you go "what the fuck is she talking about?"
and that's in no way a bad thing.

she dislikes a lot of really kickass bands-but you can't expect people that live in gresham to have a bunch of culture.

she will always be on the guest list for my invite only parties-even if she does ditch us for shrooms and boys.

she just wants to dance!"

"She rocks, plain and simple. That's all you need to know."

"i heart her. shes been my buddy for a while and shes still one of the coolest people ive talked to. and shes got nice boobies"

"i ♥ swingkitten because she is sane in the right places and crazy in all the right places. plus, she looks good nekkid."

"Swingkitten Is da Mutter Farkin Bomb Baby!

She's fun to hang out with, always knows how to make ya feel comfortable, is great for cuddlin, bites well, and likes to be bitten.

She and I beat each other occasionally, but it's all in good fun.
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