age: 37 (Apr 09, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2002

occupation: designer/dissenter/alien brainwave magnet

crush: I'm in love with my electric twanger

fantasy: I live in my television.

i lost my virginity: at 13 to an 18yr old math tutor. I said

stats: 5ft9', grey skin, almond eyes, hairless, large cranium, 105lbs

sign: Mars or bust. will probe for food.

into: human creativity, conspiracies, politics, dustbunnies, conversations about the universe, the human animal, stupidity, pocket lint, toejam, fruits and veggies, sex after weed and wine, the smell of my toenails. sexy, cruel, creative women, jalepenos, documentaries, live bands, my guitar.

body mods: right forearm, left calf, 4g lobes. forehead tattoo says "sucker for a tasty clam"

gets me hot: radiators, toasters, ovens, toaster-ovens, light bulbs that have been on for hours...