Something new for me, I'm going to attempt to tell my first online joke.

I ask that you be kind. If you heard it before or don't think it's funny, I ask you that you refrain from booing or from throwing any virtual spoiled fruit or sharp objects. Like said fruit, I bruise easily. Refunds will be given at the door.

Here goes:

Young Pyotr goes up to his dad and asks him the difference between confident and confidential.

"Well, Pyotr," the father, also named Pyotr, replied, "You are my son, of that I am confident. Your little friend from across the street Schnitzel is also my son. That is confidential".

I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK OR AT LEAST UNTIL THE HEARING