Something new for me, I'm going to attempt to tell my first online joke.
I ask that you be kind. If you heard it before or don't think it's funny, I ask you that you refrain from booing or from throwing any virtual spoiled fruit or sharp objects. Like said fruit, I bruise easily. Refunds will be given at the door.
Here goes:
Young Pyotr goes up to his dad and asks him the difference between confident and confidential.
"Well, Pyotr," the father, also named Pyotr, replied, "You are my son, of that I am confident. Your little friend from across the street Schnitzel is also my son. That is confidential".
I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK OR AT LEAST UNTIL THE HEARING
I ask that you be kind. If you heard it before or don't think it's funny, I ask you that you refrain from booing or from throwing any virtual spoiled fruit or sharp objects. Like said fruit, I bruise easily. Refunds will be given at the door.
Here goes:
Young Pyotr goes up to his dad and asks him the difference between confident and confidential.
"Well, Pyotr," the father, also named Pyotr, replied, "You are my son, of that I am confident. Your little friend from across the street Schnitzel is also my son. That is confidential".
I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK OR AT LEAST UNTIL THE HEARING
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
sambucus:
I liked it! A lot. Very funny.
comixbookgurl:
i thought that was very funny. very wrong.. but very funny