age: 33 (Mar 05, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2007

occupation: Sarcastic Prick, Hooker for Hire (i'm not kidding)

makes me happy: Cheesecake, The eighties. red hair, soccer,

crush: scarification

fantasy: Sex on the front pew in a church

makes me sad: Ex girlfriends

into: Sex, Pain, Sploshing and Public Displays

gets me hot: the sun. running. sleeping under WAY too many covers

heroes: SpiderMan, Wolverine, Bill Clinton, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

most humbling moment: grandfather's death

i lost my virginity: 18. On the elementary school playground

sign: PISCES