gender: SG

age: 88 (Feb 17, 1925)

sign: Aquarius

fantasy: The way to my vagina is through my back muscles.

body mods: I've been thinking about getting robot legs...

i lost my virginity: once, twice....three times a lady?

most humbling moment: Finding out that the world doesn't revolve around me.

into: Rifling thru old stuff at smelly thrift stores for hours, the internet, those damn dogs, plotting grand schemes of which I never even start, terrible jokes and offensiveness done well. Gossip. Cuddles & hard hugs that crack your spine. Trying things that I had never pictured myself doing.

makes me happy: Puppy-piles, big thrift stores, flushed wine face, goofy smart people, Bad jokes, Puns, dumb repetitive movie quotes, people who wear interesting clothing, Vintage lingerie, Niceness in the general public. Cuddle parties. Mutual self-indulgent conversation. Running. Soccer.

gets me hot: Blankets, space heaters, and high gas bills. Sometimes porn.

makes me sad: Pushy Religious extremists of any creed, Abuse of old people, Mean bitches, people who can't tip, hang-overs, people who aren't open to new experiences. a nagging sense that something's wrong

stats: I have big feet.