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In science class, we were taught that if you wrap an iron core with copper wire and pass an electric current through it, you can create and electro-magnetic field. Today, I learned that if you put me in my store when it's a very hot and muggy day outside, I emit an asshole-magnetic field. Assholes exist in the world. There's no denying or avoiding the...
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luh:
LOL I can't help it. I just like to spank people even people I don't know. ARRR!!!
neiha:
Thanks for the comment love! wink
kiss kiss
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I finally broke down and decided to shell out a shitload of money to fix my car. When I think of the amount of insane, drunken fun I could've had with that much money, I get a little sad. I mean, it would have been my body-weight in bourbon.

However, my car is running like a dream now. I'm not sure it's ever been this...
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ganonymousg:
lol... no thanks I'm noting into Sg whoring...I was suprised at him for saying that, that's all... how u doing anyhow sir??
tntkatie:
at least your car is fix. lol

and depends on being up for anything. lol
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I think it may be time to shoot my car. I went out to it yesterday and the oil leak it had for the past few weeks had turned into a hemorage. There was a big puddle underneath it. Now, I can't really be too mad at my car, because I've woken up a few mornings in the same condition. But now I have to...
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suckad:
eh, not so much for me
shesinparties:
exactly smile
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So I want to go to graduate school. I want to go to graduate school at my old college. My college's board of regents has decided to cut funding to the literature (my major) department due to money problems and the fact that people don't give a shit about literature. Because of this, the department isn't taking any new graduate students.

Starting to see the...
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tntkatie:
hahah actually, yes. thank you.

sorry to see this about graduate school. that is lame. good luck.
sleepingsunshine:
UNC-Chapel Hill is the best in the UNC system, it's pretty hard to get into that school. Chapel Hill is a cute town too, on Halloween Franklin Street is insane. I jus graduated from UNC-Greensboro, we have a really great English Dept also.

And as for the spanish moss groomer comment you left....LoL.
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Pardon me while I have a free-associational rant...

I don't exactly understand why, but lately I've been feeling very, very marginal. Most of my e-mails lately have gone unreplied. It doesn't matter that I forget to turn my cell phone off at work or the movies since no one ever calls me on it. I don't have a girlfriend and I can't remember the last...
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nixxicole:
Thanks! One of these days I'm going to put up my set under ths hopefuls section.
shesinparties:
just so you know, my computer crashed a couple of weeks ago, and i don't have my yahoo msngr anymore. but i miss talking to you. wink
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Time does drag on. You keep your head down, focus on your shit, and before you know it damn-near a month has fallen off the calender. Maybe if I had done more with it, I'd have had more tales to feed your hungry little eyes.

But as it is you're going to have to settle for the mostly tedious and tiny minutae of the past...
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cockzombie:
blush thanks for that
cockzombie:
it is, thats how I lost the first 20 lbs wink
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I'm a godfather! Last Sunday, my nephew David was baptised and my sister asked me to be his godfather. Technically, co-godfather. My sister didn't want to have to choose between me and my brother, so we're sharing a godson. It's still an honor. The hardest part is being tempted to do a terrible Marlon Brando impression whenever I talk about it.
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seymouria:
there's a whole graveyard of broken trays at the bottom of Liz hill biggrin
littlesherbert:
I like the thought of it being a 60s album cover, that'd of been awesome. Thank you for the comment. smile Well done im sure you'll make an excellent godfather. xx
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Think I need meds been feeling unbalanced this is not right does not feel right what are the signs are there warnings what needs to happen for me to realize if i need help do i need therapy i dont know who knows do you know i don't like this
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flores:
If you'll be my Tyler. smile
foi:
same here.
just go to get checked out and tell them the symptoms and i think they'll just tell if you need therapy &/or drugs.
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Oh, I know. I'm a naughty, naughty person. Who do I think I am to deprive you wonderful people of the joy that is me. Sorry it's been so long since I posted, but I had the dubious pleasure of working in the mall during the Christmas season. And yes, I do have a car now, but at my mall's parking lot, it doesn't help....
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havilah:
Mall work during the holiday season sucks. I luck out because I make the schedules, but that also means I have to be there more than anyone else. So, other than the horrible holidays, how are you?
havilah:
Stopping by to say hi smile
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Isn't it amazing how nothing of consequence can happen to you for weeks on end? And then suddenly, shit falls from the sky in buckets?

Last week, I was walking to work while listening to my mp3 player when my headphones crap out on me. The right one just stopped working. That was a little annoying, but I was able to replace them for $15....
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isntsheclever:
yeah, we came to that conclusion. and that's when i realized i've never made love. sad.
isntsheclever:
haha. i do think my priorities are in *perfect* order!
weed, porn, vibrators....all the truely important things in life!
well, actual sex would be better, but a girls does what she has to.