Daughter is singing along to ABBA at the top of her lungs. Which of the 9 circles of hell is this?
Lil' help please!
Lil' help please!
God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look at what he spends his time on. 43 species of parrot! Nipples... for men! Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic? If I were creating the world, I wouldn't mess...
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I would give up control of my sphincter muscle if it meant that I didn't have to work tomorrow.
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heartbaker:
Wow longest time I've seen with no blog update.. hehehe
sciencexxx:
Dude, long time, no chat...how in the hell are you? I sent you a linked-in request too
Today I walked onto a set where they shot a bukkake scene, I don't what came over me. I hate bukkake, it's so in your face.
heartbaker:
More like ON your face
How many people with Tourette's syndrome does it take to change a fucking cunt bastard?
heartbaker:
Ummm 2?
heartbaker:
Haha don't think I can pull of the shaved head look....
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norma:
Ha! Jag som brukar gra tvrtom 
norma:
Haha! I bet you do, son... I bet you do.
A nice ass is like a seatbelt: It's what you want to see straining against your lap as you pick up speed.
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heartbaker:
Haha I feel like someday this will be found on a t-shirt
heartbaker:
If you ask me golf isn't a sport.. it's a white mans hobby
heartbaker:
Hmmm next time you take a picture like that... you should wear a top hat and a monocle hehe
heartbaker:
hey Jive has a new set in member review
Wife: We should have "forgivable affairs" lists. Mine are Jude Law and Viggo Mortensen.
Me: Mine are your sister Margaret and your best friend Elaine.
Me: Mine are your sister Margaret and your best friend Elaine.
heartbaker:
Lmao
Typically man answer
Typically man answer
heartbaker:
Hehehe Did you even comment my set?
Finally found a doctor who gives a happy ending with each prostate exam. Nice van too.
tristane:
Hah! LOL.
infrareddeer:
Hahaha!
Fanns den bredvid liemannen-dockan?
Fanns den bredvid liemannen-dockan?
Yay! Civilization at last. Broadband, proper cell-phone service and yes, my own toilet! I missed you old friend, let me show you how much.
I've been away for four days, in a place that can only be described as something from Deliverence.
Cue banjos.
I've been away for four days, in a place that can only be described as something from Deliverence.
Cue banjos.