Here's a 55-minute dance mix, designed to help make your final summer before the apocalypse your best ever. I present Apocalypto 2012.

Here's a 55-minute Urban/Club mixtape I recorded a couple of days ago.

It kicks off with an inappropriately ironic tribute to MCA...

Alive - Beastie Boys
The Motto - Drake ft. Lil Wayne
Rack City - Tyga
Kush - Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg and Akon
Get Ur Freak On - Missy Elliot ft. Maxwell
Both of Us - B.o.B. ft. Taylor Swift
Wild Ones - Flo Rida ft. Sia
Niggas in Paris - Kanye West and Jay Z
Turtleneck & Chain - The Lonely Island ft. Snoop Dogg
Beez in the Trap - Nicki Minaj ft. 2 Chainz
Birthday Cake (Remix) - Rihanna ft. Chris Brown
Orgasm - Noisuf-X
Xpander - Sasha
The Legend of Zelda (Electrixx Remix) - Zedd
Lunar - David Guetta and Afrojack
Somebody That I Used to Know (Tiesto Remix) - Gotye ft. Kimbra

And I'm back. Someone gifted me my account. Two years ago. Good thing I checked my old email account.

Someone appears to have repurchased my account for me anonymously. Thanks, mysterious stranger!