age: 38 (Jan 08, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2008

occupation: Satellite TV and Internet Installer

most humbling moment: See below

into: Smart girls and intelligent women with wicked senses of humor.

makes me happy: a kiss on my cheek

body mods: Nary a one.

crush: Ashley Judd always. Zia McCabe currently.

i lost my virginity: Poorly...but I got better.

sign: Capricorn

stats: 8.5 points/6.1 rebounds/7.3 assists. I fill the box score.

heroes: Washington, Lincoln, Hunter Thompson

makes me sad: The thought that somehow the idiot in the White House got a second term...the first was bad enough.