I'm drunk and missing an ex of mine and so I posted this on my secret/dirty Tumblr (which she knows about):
I miss your nipples between my teeth and your small hard clit on my tongue. I miss the way your mouth tastes like us in the middle of the night. The tight hard fit of my hands on your hipbones and the way you...
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I read this statement in a lot of thesis projects I see at work and it always strikes me as such a sad collection of words:
Results indicated that there was no significant difference between the pre- and posttest findings
It is kind of like saying, “This idea I had for my thesis project – and which I spent a year or more of my...
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The kind of day it has been: for reasons passing understanding, today I wore three completely different outfits, one for each of the three completely different parts of my day. This was not by design at all. Weirdly, a girl I know who I virtually never see, saw me - entirely randomly - during each of the three separate parts of my day and in...
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An awesome idea I just had for a cartoon show:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises!
They’re like the Ninja Turtles, except bigger and slower and less motivated. The still fight crime, but it just takes them a really, really long time to do it. They’re not so much ninjas, I guess, as they are more like Zen masters and they don’t really get flustered or excited...
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I’ve mentioned that I’m working on a minimizing project that involves going through old notebooks and such.
I just came across some funny notes. My friend Mike the Director had the idea once that we should make a few shorts parodying those “most interesting man alive” commercials. It was fun to come up with stuff for the idea. The idea was this:
THE LEAST INTERESTING...
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Any writer worth your time needs to be at least a little bit of a hedonist, if only so that he can describe fruit well.
As part of my ongoing “minimizing all the shit I own” project, I have been going through all these plastic tubs of notebooks I own and throwing out all the notebooks/notes that are really of no value to me as a writer.
I just came across some scrawled notes that I had completely forgotten about. They can only be an early idea for a blog...
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I am sitting here on hold with the state of California and I am going over some of my notes from last week’s Critical Theories of Literature class. The notes themselves are not terribly interesting unless you’re super into Psychoanalytic Criticism. However the bits scrawled in the margins are kind of fun (not all of the lecture is actually useful for studying later, but I...
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A Brief History of Economics
It All Connects
but Capitalism causes global warming.
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