age: 33 (Oct 11, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2012

occupation: Fixer/Accountant

i lost my virginity: To a girl with very long legs.

makes me sad: Feeling lonely.

gets me hot: Girls with tattoos. Boots. Skirts. Single payer healthcare.

stats: Very short. Also, bald.

body mods: I bite my nails.

fantasy: Come over and I'll show you.

makes me happy: Girls with tattoos. My cat.

sign: Libra. Such a Libra.

most humbling moment: George W. Bush got elected twice. Sort of.

into: Writing, reading, poetry. porn. poetry about porn. Writing poetry about porn. Red wine. Jack and Coke. Formal wear. Hats.