age: 35 (May 05, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2003

occupation: Writer

fantasy: I would share, but the doctors already look at me funny

gets me hot: Sears catalogue, ummmm.... ;o) SUICIDEGIRLS OF COURSE!

i lost my virginity: Because I had to, the little fucker kept following me around!

into: Writing, smoking a blend of plants, reading, singing, drawing, getting laid, malicious welding

body mods: 8 tattoos, no piercings, 1 failed brand

sign: Taurus

stats: Imagine Tarzan

why i did sg: I said to myself..."Self, there should be a site where freaks like us can go and see nekkid girls like the ones who laughed at us in High School" Then my "self" took my lunch money and gave me a wedgie....sigh.

crush: Nevermind