age: 29 (Apr 21, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2007

occupation: Motion Graphics Animator, Compositor, sometimes-web designer.

crush: Anything unobtainable lately.

gets me hot: Raw hatred probably raises my internal temperature a tenth of a degree or two. Maybe more.

makes me sad: Buying back my kidneys off the black market/ebay.

sign: Taurus, Poop sign, middle finger.

i lost my virginity: And lost some of my geek cred, but it was worth it. Again and again.

heroes: Spider-Man! Derek Zoolander (his work in the winter 1995 International Male catalog made me want to be a model). Hiro Nakamura.

stats: +5 sarcastic wit. +1 against undead. -2 dexterity when drunk or around women (apparently). +5 nerdery when dealing with the Internet and motion graphics. +10 awesomeness when holding iPhone.

makes me happy: Art, design, animation, good metal/rock shows, cyborg parts, books, climates above freezing, driving fast with the windows down while blasting loud and obnoxious heavy metal.

fantasy: Anything is better than right now. Getting rid of my student loan bills would double or triple my relative salary. Flipping my car during a bank heist while dodging bullets (and it will appear to be in slow motion to everyone watching).

body mods: I'm eager to get Happy Noodle Boy tattooed somewhere someday. Otherwise just my left ear is pierced. (bor~~ring, I know)