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I've got so many blogs it isn't even funny. I've lost track of a lot of them, actually, so the ones left are too much for me to handle. I've got a LiveJournal, this SG account, MySpace (who doesn't, honestly), a couple on Blogger, a Newgrounds account, and more I can't even remember right now. With all these blogs you'd think I'd have something to...
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Best news article ever:
Bear Grylls, one of my personal heroes.

Damn, I'm fucking awesome.

     I love lists. They keep order whereas my head does not.
          1. I am absolutely awful at math.
          2. Fable: The Lost Chapters. 'Nuff said.
          3. Terry Goodkind, for what reason have you not yet released your final book in the Sword of Truth series? I'm impatiently waiting.
          4. I talked to someone the other day while taking a piss. Weird.
          5. I'm definitely living...
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     The power was out till about 7:15 today. The lights came back on while I was in the shower, which scared me because I thought someone was in there. I don't know if the T, my only mode of transportation besides my legs while I'm in Boston, is currently running, but the fact that it's an electric powered subway car would seem to scream that...
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I couldn't go to class today due to holds on, what I can only presume to be, my title and position as a student. I'm pretty sure I've gotten them cleared up, but I don't and can't know for sure. Hopefully, I will be able to get into my class tomorrow without any problems. If I don't I'll end up bored all day, again, and...
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Ha!
Wireless working on my brand new Mandriva operating system? 'Tcha.

Sweet.

     So, there's this dude named Chris Brown. He's a magician. I found out about him on YouTube and got him to be my "friend" on MySpace. Yes, I use MySpace even though it's incredibly stupid. He sent out a bulletin asking for fresh ideas to which I replied. To which, very much to my surprise, he replied back by saying that he wrote down...
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The new layout is fucking awesome.
For real, yo.

I've run out of literature.
Very seriously, I've taken to re-reading books I know practically by heart. It's that bad.
I need to get new books.
I need to get lots of new books.

In other news:
Dilbert is one of my heroes.
Brad Pitt is one of my heroes as well.
Nothing really provoked that Brad Pitt bit except the fact that he's the...
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I just went jogging.
I've conclusively determined that jogging is most definitely not a sport, activity, or any such form of recreation.
Jogging is a ritualistic dance so summon all of Hell into one's lungs and allowing the rowdy nature of demons, tortured souls, and Satan himself to run rampant.
Jogging is pure evil.

All I can taste is the aftertaste of blood. I'm pretty...
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This is real and it is a major concern. I wrote it so the very least you could do is read it the whole way through and watch the video at the bottom. I'm just asking for about twenty minutes of your oh so busy schedule.

Save the Internet, become an online warrior and partake in an actual revolution.

By Kyle Kellogg.

As I write...
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